Anime Review: Sword Art Online: The Movie – Ordinal Scale

January 31, 2018

Sword Art Online movie cover

I hope that everyone is having a good week, and are getting
weekend plans cemented.

Things have been going fairly here, as I can still do what I
like.

Quite a while back, there was a movie that I wanted to see,
but because no streaming service had it, I kind of just let it go.

Surprisingly though, it showed up on iTunes and I decided to
check it out.

Today, I will be reviewing that movie, which is called Sword
Art Online: The Movie – Ordinal Scale
.

The world of gaming is changing quickly, with a move from
virtual reality to augmented reality, and this new tech has quickly gained
popularity.

However, when bosses from SAO start appearing for special
events and Kirito's friends start falling and lose their memories of SAO,
Kirito suspects something is up and is determined to bring things to end,
ensuring nobody else suffers.

Eiji, the second ranked Ordinal Scale player, snaps.

While I do enjoy the a few things from SAO, it is not good
enough that I would rank it too highly, regardless of the medium one is talking
about, but there are times when something considered garbage, such as A
Certain Magical Index
or A Certain Scientific Accelerator, can turn
out gold for once.

Unfortunately, after watching this movie, I cannot say that
this is one of those moments, since I found myself unimpressed.

Normally, I like to go over what I liked and hated, as it
allows me to judgement things as fairly as I can, but there are times where
that is near impossible, which saddens me a bit, yet if everyone followed the
often repeated adage, there would be no way one could improve themselves.

From the moment this movie started up, I had a very hard
time getting immersed into things, enough so that I do not think that I would
have had too much trouble putting it down, though if I did that I would not be
able to review this movie accurately.

Now, Sword Art Online may be considered bottom of the
barrel, just like DBZ and Attack
on Titan
, at least in my eyes, but one of the things that the anime adaptations
did well was that they created some kind of pull to make me feel like I wanted
to give it a chance, whereas the first
book
was bad enough that I did not want to continue on with the series in
that medium.

The way a work of fiction starts important because the
audience wants to be sucked into another world and possibly experience
something that they might not be able to in their real lives, and if a work of
fiction can pull a person into world within the first few pages or, in the case
of movies, within the first few minutes, it has succeeded in meeting the bare
minimum of a great work of fiction.

Sadly, this movie was unable to provide this necessary pull
because it seemed like nothing was there. There was no feeling that something
was going on or that I wanted to see where things were going, whereas the
Aincrad, Phantom Bullet, and Mother's Rosario arcs all had kind of had those
feelings, though the Aincrad and Mother's Rosario arcs were the only ones worth
watching.

Seriously, it seems like the staff working on this movie
thought they could do just about anything and fans would like it just because Sword
Art Online
is a big a title.

If the entire staff across all the production studios, which
includes A-1 Pictures, and writers took the time to make it as easy to immerse
myself in as the Aincrad arc was, regardless of how overdone its plot was, I
would have been able to truly enjoy myself a bit more than I did.

Unfortunately, the staff took an approach that was kind
similar to how The Last Jedi, the latest Star Wars movie released at the
time that I wrote this review, and it only further cemented this series as more
of The Adventures of Kirito and Friends than a series called Swords Art
Online
, and it makes me want to beat everyone involved into a bloody pulp,
as this does not show that they really did pour all of their blood, sweat, and
tears into making this movie.

This is not the kind of movie I want to see because it not
only kills the potential for a great theater experience, which has already
dying, according to a series of rants
posted on YouTube by Chris Stuckmann, but also kills the possibility being
enjoyable watching alone or with a group of friends at home, unless you enjoy
bashing on movies for every little flaw.

Hopefully, the next SAO movie will be able to start off on a
better foot than this one did, but seeing as the franchise is hated for very
good reason, I highly doubt it will happen, seeing as SAO is the anime equivalent
of all the big name writers out there that get money from works that do not
deserve to see the light of day by just putting their name on it.

Another thing that I hated was how Kirito seemed to go from
a newbie to an elite player.

Now, some of you guys might be groaning, as this was
obviously going to happen, seeing as Kirito is a Gary Stu, which is much more
obvious in the first book, due to how little development is seen in him, but
this ends up being a bigger problem here.

Even though I can suspend myself disbelief for a bit about
how Kirito can just figure things out without going through many attempts in
the virtual reality games, seeing as the controls are mainly his brain, Ordinal
Scale, the game that we are supposed to be impressed with for some reason,
relies on the player's actual abilities, and Kirito has been shown here to not
be in good enough shape to do what he does, which makes me interested in seeing
how he will figure out movements, especially since he has been gaming more than
practicing martial arts and has very little real life combat experience.

However, he suddenly seems to get better by just going
through a bunch of boss fights in only a single to the point where he ranks in
the top ten.

I may not be the best gamer out there, but I do travel
mostly on foot whenever I want to go somewhere, and since augmented reality in
this movie is said to rely more on a person's actual capabilities, this is
something that I just cannot let go of easily.

Whenever I walk long distances, which can sometimes get
close to two miles, I find myself out for a few days because my muscles ache
too much from the extensive walking and I would only be able to accomplish it
if I do enough walking to build enough stamina, which would take more than a
single day.

This is what I wanted to see Kirito doing, because he hardly
ever fails whenever we see him on screen, and this difference between virtual
reality and augmented reality that the movie mentions makes me think that it
would happen, but, instead Kirito seems to end up looking even more perfect
than he did before.

Kirito is hated because he is too perfect to be an
interesting character and comes across as only a wish fulfillment character,
and by making him look even more perfect than the television series did, it
makes me hate him more than I did before, seeing as how much luck seems to be
on his side.

Honestly, I wish I could say that this series deserves all
of hype and praise it gets, but how this movie makes Kirito look more perfect
than he already did just makes me want to see somebody put it in the
incinerator, where it belongs.

If the staff behind this movie actually gave Kirito
something to overcome, like how Asuna had something to deal with in the
Mother's Rosario arc that developed her character a bit, this would have been a
great start in seeing SAO become just as good as FMA Brotherhood, where the
Elric brothers learned that there was not much they could do on their own,
regardless of whether they could use alchemy or not.

Sadly, they decided to preserve Kirito's god status, and
they should ashamed of what they have done, especially because this movie is
supposed to get fans of SAO excited to the see the return of SAO to the
television screen, yet it causes me to want to forget this series even exists.

Hopefully, Kirito's god status would taken away, so that the
series can become good enough to be called okay, but that will only happen when
we stop giving people every right to create these wish fulfillment characters
that seem to be plaguing anime and manga today.

The thing that I hated the most though was the fighting.

One of the best things about SAO was how the fights looked
great and actually seemed to be exciting, and that has held up through pretty
much all of the arcs seen in the anime, except for the Calibur arc that
preceded the Mother's Rosario arc, and I was expecting to see at least much in
this movie.

However, while watching this movie, I did not feel any
excitement in any of the fights, even when Swordland starts playing in the
background.

Sword Art Online is supposed to be an action heavy
anime series, and that means the action sequences, such as the battles need to
be interesting, yet this movie lacks everything that made the anime at least
good enough to kill.

This movie was made by many of the same people that brought
SAO to the public to begin with, yet they do not seem to understand this too
well, and it makes it even harder to invest myself in the movie than the
beginning itself.

If the staff had taken a bit more time to work on this
aspect of the movie and made the battles more exciting, I would have at least
had found something to like about this movie, as there would be something worth
seeing.

Sadly, the people who worked on this movie did not do this,
making it seem like they only cared that SAO fans would pick this up just
because it is SAO, and it makes me regret even bothering to watch this movie.

Thankfully, I cannot think of anything else that bothered me
to no end, so I can leave things here, before my impression of the series gets
any worse.

Because the movie was unable to pull me in, Kirito looked
even more perfect than he did before, which makes me hate him more than I did
before, and the fights were boring, this was one of the worst movies I have
seen.

Considering that its flaws, especially horrible fights, were
so glaring that it made hard to see any good, this movie was a complete waste
of time.

I recommend everyone, including SAO fans, avoid this movie
like the plague, though you are free to watch if you wish.

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so I can find more worthwhile anime for you guys to watch.

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